Excalibur has got to be the most overhyped lump of plastic and metal to ever pretend it’s a sword.
It looks like it was designed by someone who googled “cool red triangle” and called it a day. The thing tries so hard to be intimidating, but half the time it just self-KOs like it’s allergic to staying in the stadium. Its whole gimmick is basically: launch → scrape → die.
The “sword” sticking out? More like a butter knife that missed leg day. It hits the stadium floor more than it hits the opponent. And that weight distribution? Bro spins like a confused frisbee someone threw sideways. Excalibur is the Beyblade equivalent of a sports car with square wheels — loud, flashy, and absolutely terrible at its job.
If Beyblades had report cards, Excalibur’s would be:
Effort: 10/10
Execution: 0/10
Self-sabotage: Legendary